New funny categories: Perspective jokes and Cat jokes Some annoying cold caller was trying to sell me a luxury coffin. I could only say, “Dude, that is the last thing I’ll need.” If . 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way ugly: She makes more money than you do/
Funny Halloween Jokes For Adults. Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. Q: What songs does Dracula hate? A: “You Are My Sunshine” and “Sunshine on my Shoulders”. Q: How does a . Jokes for adults, with and without curtain! Bored, a boy opens the family bible and begins to browse and follow the book’s drawings. Suddenly, he finds the offer pressed between the pages. – Mom, Mom, look at what I found! The boy shouted happily.
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The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”. The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy .